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themooseofanna
I am a real life Moose. Blogging from my forest home.

cuteless:

my anaconda kinda

mamoswineofficial:

*does a pushup* when will i become bara

m7angela:

and later:

why doesn’t anyone talk about this show, like, seriously

hoodienanami:

mr-elementle:

rikakuuma:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Hyrule Warriors almost had a badass female version of Link named Linkle?
Pictures taken from the official game guide, btw. It has an art section.

Who the fuck name they baby LINKLE?

Who the fuck names their baby Link?

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

« The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. »
— Mark Twain (via langstondillard) —

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

glod14k:

You’ve had your say, Potion Seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal. You’re a rascal with no respect for knights.

extra0rdinarilym3:

igooutwithabang:

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

my god why can’t everyone be like this

reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

shynii:

Jean’s gonna give Mikasa a red scarf

I rise from the grave to start the Halloween goodness

DÆMES